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The Quest For Every Beard is Here and So is National Beard Day-(If you are just starting not to shave. you are probably too late.)

Click Scary Dominic to see if you know all the styles.– StumbleUpon http://ow.ly/K3mBu

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I can’t thank you enough for my freedoms!

Thanks to all the Veterans on this Day. I hope I can honor your service everyday, and thank you for my freedoms! If you haven’t ever read this. Please click the link to “The Things they Carried” by Tim O’Brien. … Continue reading

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I don’t know if I want to buy these men a drink or punch them in the face-Confessions Book Review

Richard Collier #2 Confessions of a Self-Help Writer (The Journal of Michael Enzo) —Michael Enzo and Benjamin DeHaven… I don’t know if I want to buy these men a drink or punch them in the nose.  Confessions of a Self-Help Writer … Continue reading

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Does he truly want to ruin Enzo’s legacy or is this an act of love?

  CLICK UNABRIDGED ANDRA PICTURE TO GET TO A FUN EXCERPT AND THE CONFESSIONS GIVEAWAY TODAY!@Andra_Lyn http://unabridgedandralyn.blogspot.com/2014/10/confessions-of-self-help-writer-blog.html Confessions of a Self-Help Writer (The Journal of Michael Enzo) is a work of fiction based on factual events. Originally, I wrote this work as … Continue reading

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If you hate Money and Free Books don’t click any of these links!

Starting in a Few Hours. Goddess Fish Promotions is running an awesome Blog Tour for Confessions of a Self-Help Writer (The Journal of Michael Enzo). These are the links to a few of the amazing blogs that were kind enough to host … Continue reading

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I’m sorry America! I was the first Outsourcing conglomerate.

Q: Tell us about Benjamin DeHaven. What do you like to do when you’re not writing? Benjamin W. DeHaven: You would be surprised if you had read confessions, but I actually do a lot of volunteer work, mostly with children. I … Continue reading

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In a jacket that was too small and burgundy penny loafers, Enzo Emerged

In a jacket that was too small for him and a set of burgundy penny loafers, Enzo finally walked through the door of the Nola Shopper. He was followed by the smell of cheap bourbon and menthol cigarettes. He had … Continue reading

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This video should piss off almost every

This video should piss off almost every girl I’ve ever been friends with-SIGH- email me and I’ll take you out of it. http://ow.ly/BueQi

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Healthcare.gov is Working!

A saying as a child that always prompted a giggle. – “Call me anything, but don’t call me late for dinner.” The morning started in a familiar fashion–struggling through the CPAP machine wrapped tightly around my neck from rolling in … Continue reading

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A Hundred Pounds of Clay

A saying as a child that always prompted a giggle. – “Call me anything, but don’t call me late for dinner.” The morning started in a familiar fashion–struggling through the CPAP machine wrapped tightly around my neck from rolling in … Continue reading

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